Curated Luxury self catering deals in England

This luxuriously eclectic boutique hotel is set in the heart of the countryside, offering a one-of-a-kind escape with dramatic interiors, indulgent dining, and an atmosphere like no other.

Each individually designed room at Crazy Bear blends opulence with playful extravagance, featuring rich textures, statement furnishings, and luxury touches. Some rooms are set within the original characterful building, while others are within unique converted spaces, all equipped with flat-screen TVs, plush bedding, and premium toiletries.

The hotel offers two exceptional dining experiences:

Oak, our fine dining British restaurant, showcases the best of seasonal ingredients, celebrating classic and contemporary flavors in a stunningly elegant setting.
Our Thai restaurant, a striking and atmospheric space, serves authentic Thai cuisine, bringing the bold and fragrant flavors of Thailand to your table.

Guests can also enjoy signature cocktails, decadent afternoon teas, and Thai massage that make every stay unforgettable.

From January 2025, The Crazy Bear embarks on a thrilling new chapter under fresh management, bringing a host of exciting enhancements and additions—stay tuned!

Enjoy the perfect blend of luxury and convenience, with complimentary parking and WiFi, all within effortless reach of Oxford’s vibrant city center. Whether you’re planning a romantic escape, a special celebration, or an indulgent weekend retreat, The Crazy Bear promises an unforgettable experience.

The Pointer has a garden, terrace, a restaurant and bar in Brill. This 5-star hotel offers free WiFi. The property is non-smoking throughout and is located 7.9 miles from Notley Abbey.

At the hotel, rooms are equipped with a desk and a flat-screen TV. At The Pointer the rooms are equipped with a private bathroom with free toiletries and a hairdryer.

Guests at the accommodation will be able to enjoy activities in and around Brill, like hiking and cycling.

University of Oxford is 14 miles from The Pointer, while Blenheim Palace is 21 miles from the property. London Luton Airport is 39 miles away.

Located in Pulborough and with Goodwood Racecourse reachable within 8.7 miles, The White Horse Inn provides a terrace, allergy-free rooms, free WiFi and a bar. Built in 2018, this 5-star inn is within 11 miles of Goodwood House and 11 miles of Goodwood Motor Circuit. Bognor Regis Train Station is 14 miles from the inn and Top Gear Test Track is 21 miles away.

At the inn, every room is equipped with a desk and a flat-screen TV. The private bathroom is equipped with a shower, free toiletries and a hairdryer. Guest rooms will provide guests with a fridge.

Guests at The White Horse Inn can enjoy a continental or a Full English/Irish breakfast. At the accommodation you'll find a restaurant serving British and Local cuisine. Vegetarian, vegan and gluten-free options can also be requested.

Chichester Cathedral is 13 miles from The White Horse Inn, while Chichester Train Station is 14 miles away. London Gatwick Airport is 30 miles from the property.

With gardens, open fireplaces and traditional wooden beams, this beautiful 15th-century inn offers free internet and a 2 AA Rosette restaurant using local, seasonal ingredients.

The White Hart is on the Essex/Suffolk border and about 10 miles from Braintree. It has 5 Gold -star awards from Visit Britain (Gold Award) and the AA.

Rooms at The White Hart are in a quiet, separate block. Each room has a flat-screen TV and tea/coffee. The White Hart also has an executive guest lounge. There are also fast electric car charging points located in the car park.

In 2014 won the 'Best Small Hotel' at the Essex Tourism and Hospitality and in 2016 'Destination Dining Venue' at the Essex Fine Dining.

The Old Apple Shed cosy heated cottage in a meadow close to the charming village of Bethersden is located in Ashford, just 7.4 miles from Ashford Eurostar International and 16 miles from Leeds Castle. Guests can benefit from a balcony and a picnic area. There's a sun terrace and guests can use free Wifi and free private parking.

The chalet includes 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom with a walk-in shower, a seating area, and a fully equipped kitchenette with an oven. A TV, as well as an iPod docking station and a CD player are offered. The property has an outdoor dining area.

During warmer months, you can make use of the barbecue facilities and eat on the private patio.

Guests at The Old Apple Shed cosy heated cottage in a meadow close to the charming village of Bethersden can enjoy hiking nearby, or make the most of the garden.

Eurotunnel UK is 20 miles from the accommodation, while Canterbury East Train Station is 21 miles from the property. London City Airport is 56 miles away.

About Drift Inn
Right off the A1, halfway between Cambridge and Milton Keynes, Drift Inn is where you check in, chill out, and crack on.

We’ve got a lake out front, a golf course out back, and a vibe that says “let’s not overcomplicate things.” Rooms are slick, smart, and sorted with everything you need — fast Wi-Fi, big beds, good showers, and zero waffle.

The Gravel Pit Café & Bar slinging bold plates with a side of lake views. And if you’re into a bit of spa time, Y Spa’s just next door — mist showers, outdoor hydro pool, the works. Book it early, it’s popular for a reason.

Here for a meeting? A meetup? A mates’ weekend? Sorted. From power lunches to last-round cocktails, we’re built for work and the wind-down.

Drift Inn. Easy stays. Zero faff. Full vibe.

Set within the beautiful grounds of Highdown Gardens, Highdown Hotel is a former manor house offering luxury rooms and a restaurant. Guests can enjoy free WI-Fi access.

All rooms at The Highdown Hotel feature private bathrooms and TVs. Rooms also include tea/coffee-making facilities and hairdryers.

The traditional pub serves an á la carte menu. Guests can relax in the cozy tea room or relaxing bar.

Free parking is available at the hotel, and both the center of Worthing, with its 2 theaters, and Worthing Rail Station are 15 minutes’ drive away. Brighton is a 30-minute drive away.

Ideally located in Cambridge, The Hobson Cambridge by Adina has air-conditioned rooms, a restaurant, free WiFi and a bar. This 4-star hotel offers room service and a 24-hour front desk. The property is non-smoking throughout and is located a 11-minute walk from University of Cambridge.

All rooms come with a fridge, microwave, a coffee machine, a bath or shower, free toiletries and a closet. Rooms are complete with a private bathroom equipped with a hairdryer, while some accommodations at the hotel also feature a seating area.

A buffet breakfast is available at The Hobson Cambridge by Adina.

Audley End House is 15 miles from the accommodation, while Stansted Mountfitchet Station is 24 miles from the property. London Stansted Airport is 25 miles away.

Angmering Manor Hotel offers hotel accommodations, a restaurant and a bar, in the heart of Angmering Village. It is thought to have been built in the 16th century by missionaries.

The bedrooms are individually decorated, and feature Egyptian cotton sheets. Guests can enjoy Wi-Fi throughout the building, and free private parking on site.

Our à la carte restaurant offers fine, freshly prepared food cooked by an award-winning chef. A complimentary continental breakfast is available as standard, with a full English breakfast and other options available as additions.

The hotel also features a heated indoor swimming pool, mini-gym and a sauna. There is a beauty therapist on site to provide a wide range of products and treatments for guests to enjoy. We recommend booking beauty treatments in advance as they are in high demand.

Located just off the A280, Angmering Manor Hotel is 15 minutes’ drive from both Worthing and Arundel, known for its magnificent castle.

This 14th century country house hotel, is set in the heart of the Sussex Downs in the village of Alfriston. The The Alfriston is just a short drive from the seaside town of Eastbourne and cosmoplitan Brighton.

Set in four acres of fabulous gardens, The Alfriston has all the facilities for a perfect break. It features 36 bedrooms, a public bar, and guest lounges.

The hotel is home to the locally renowned, Rosette-awarded, Dining Room. It also offers an outdoor seasonal swimming pool (available from May to September). Guests can enjoy playing croquet and boules in the grounds.

Relaxing evenings can be spent on the large terrace, which is ideal for alfresco dining during the summer months.

In picturesque Chilham, Woolpack Inn is surrounded by scenic Kent countryside. Just 15 minutes’ drive from Canterbury, the inn has a traditional restaurant, free Wi-Fi, free parking and a leafy terrace.

The individual rooms at Woolpack each have a private bathroom and tea/coffee facilities. Rooms also feature a TV and hairdryer, and ironing facilities are also available. Some rooms have four-poster beds.

Woolpack Inn features a cozy pub restaurant, offering British cuisine made with local produce. With exposed beams and original features, the bar offers beverages and snacks, and there is also a terrace with outdoor seating.

Set among historical Tudor buildings, Woolpack Inn is located just off the A28 road. Ashford can be reached in 20 minutes’ drive, and Canterbury’s picturesque center and cathedral are a 15-minute drive away.

Set in an Edwardian country house within secluded landscaped gardens, Claverton Hotel is located on a country lane. Breakfasts are freshly cooked to order using local produce.

With an elegant décor, each room has a flat-screen LCD TV with satellite channels. Guests have free Wi-Fi access and tea and coffee making facilities in their room.

Carr Taylor Vineyard is a 15-minute walk away and the center of Battle, with its abbey ruins, is 3 miles from Claverton Hotel. Hastings seafront and Bodiam Castle are just 10 minutes’ drive away. London is 1 hour by train.

Overlooking the garden, guests can enjoy drinks from the Bar or an evening meal from the Bistro menu Monday to Saturday.

We are very close to City Center of Cambridge and Newmarket Race Courses , off the A14 road,
Quy Mill Hotel & Spa, Cambridge, has an AA 4 Silver Star Rated restaurant and bar.
In a historical building, the hotel has scenic gardens and a health club.

The cozy bedrooms at Quy Mill Hotel & Spa, Cambridge, each have tea/coffee facilities, free Wi-Fi and a TV with satellite channels. All rooms are elegantly decorated, and some have four-poster beds and garden views.

Set in a Grade II listed former watermill, Quy Mill Hotel & Spa, Cambridge, features a modern fitness center with a fully equipped gym, sauna, hot tub, steam room and indoor swimming pool.

Award-winning breakfast is served daily, and The Waterwheel Restaurant serves 2 AA Rosette awarded cuisine and fine world wines. Guests can also dine in the bright and airy Orangery or cozy Celtic Bar, or Al Fresco Dining in the Terrace

Located in Stow-cum-Quy, Quy Mill Hotel & Spa, Cambridge, is just a 10-minute drive from Cambridge center and famous University Colleges. The Grand Arcade Shopping Center can be reached in 15 minutes’ drive.

Relax in the countryside just off the M4 motorway, four miles from central Newbury. We're within 15 minutes of Donnington Castle, Welford Park, and Newbury Racecourse. Our hotel features sauna and steam rooms and a heated indoor pool. Every stay starts with our signature warm chocolate chip cookie.

The Space Restaurant, our all-day dining venue, is now open at the ORIDA Hotels Newbury North. Merging a restaurant, bar, and lounge into a single cohesive space, the menu has been specially created with foods geared toward productivity and natural energy boosts. Dishes include healthy options, classical, and British favorites such as hot and cold sandwiches, the tapas style platters and grilled meats.

Set in the heart of Colchester, the 500-year-old George Hotel features an à-la-carte restaurant and a bar, and offers rooms with free WiFi access throughout. The hotel also has a 24-hour front desk and spacious meeting facilities.

Rooms at George Hotel feature traditional décor in warm tones and come with a flat-screen TV and tea and coffee making facilities. They all include an private bathroom fitted with either a bathtub or a shower and a hairdryer, and free toiletries are provided.

Breakfast is served every morning in the common dining room or in the guest rooms upon request. The hotel's restaurant serves regional specialties and guests can enjoy a range of spirits in the lounge bar throughout the day.

George Hotel lies 328 feet from Colchester's Town Hall, surrounded by an array of shops, bars and restaurants. The property is located 40 mi from London's city center and Cambridge is 39 mi away.

In 20 acres of peaceful parkland, this Georgian manor house has a pool, leisure facilities and free Wi-Fi. Milton Hill House is 5 minutes’ walk from local pubs and 25 minutes’ drive from historic Oxford.

With an LCD TV with Sky channels, a laptop safe and private bathroom, each room also has free tea/coffee. Standard and comfort rooms are located in the purpose-built accommodations wing, or the Gable Cottages. Only premium rooms and suites are located in the manor house.

Guests have free access Milton Hill House’s leisure facilities, including a mini-gym, sauna, steam room and spa bath. For more active guests there is a football pitch, croquet and volleyball.

A choice of coffees and teas are on offer free in the restaurant and bar. Serving a cooked full English breakfast every morning, the restaurant also provides a varied evening menu.

Milton Hill House offers free parking, and is just off the A34, a 15-minute drive from the M4 motorway.

Walking for wellness is a simple, accessible, and a highly effective way to improve overall health and well-being. That’s why, at our venue, we have designed a ‘Walk for Wellness’, that can be easily incorporated into your time with us. Enjoy some time to clear your mind or chat with friends while taking in the local sights.
When you arrive, please ask a member of our team for more information.

Set amid 38 acres of woodland and gardens, 3 miles away from the historic towns of Hastings and Battle in East Sussex, the hotel is an ideal base to explore 1066 country.

The house was built in 1719 and remodeled substantially in 1776 by General Sir James Murray, who served under Wolfe and was later Governor of Quebec. He named the house Beauport after his summer residence in Canada.

Located in Littlehampton, a 14-minute walk from Littlehampton East Beach, The Arun View Inn provides accommodations with a garden, free private parking, a terrace and a restaurant. This 4-star hotel offers a bar. The hotel features family rooms.

Featuring a private bathroom with a shower and free toiletries, rooms at the hotel also provide guests with free WiFi, while some have a river view. All guest rooms in The Arun View Inn are equipped with a TV and a hairdryer.

Bognor Regis Train Station is 6.9 miles from the accommodation, while Goodwood Motor Circuit is 13 miles away. London Gatwick Airport is 37 miles from the property.

Located in Bicester Gateway Business Park, Holiday Inn Express Bicester is a 5-minute drive from the town center and close to the M40. Catch trains from Bicester North train station, less than two miles away, or Bicester Village station is even closer. Park at the hotel for £6 per day. Oxford is 9.9 mi from the accommodations, while Milton Keynes is 20 mi from the property. The nearest airport is London Luton Airport, 33 mi from Holiday Inn Express Bicester. We are located near Bicester Village, Boarstall Tower and the University of Oxford.

After busy days, relax in the open-plan lounge with a drink from the bar and a bite to eat. In the morning, set yourself up with a free breakfast. Our room amenities include rooms with attached bathroom with power showers, hairdryers, and ironing facilities. Also, the rooms are equipped with flat-screen TV's, desk's, tea/coffee making facilities and wardrobe space.

With free parking and WiFi, The Mill Hotel Sudbury is in the center of Sudbury, on the banks of the River Stor. It has a bar, restaurant and sun terrace each with picturesque views over the meadows.

Many of the rooms overlook the river and meadows. Each room is spacious and decorated in contemporary style with their own en-suite.

Guests can dine in the property's AA-Rosette winning restaurant, which uses local produce and focuses on British cuisine. Meeting and event rooms and space are also available for guests to use.

Sudbury Train Station is less than a 5-minute drive from The Mill Hotel Sudbury.